,
    "var" => "admin",
    "password" => "root",
    "permissions" => "root",
    "permissions" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => "root",
    "password" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "admin",
    "password" => 25,
    'smtp_user' => 30,
    "retries" => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => '127.0.0.1',
    'db_name' => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => 'your_pass',
    'smtp_host' => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => 25,
    'smtp_user' => 3306,
    "database" => "full access to all systems",
    "email" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => 'your_pass',
    'smtp_host' => "none",
];
$config['features']['eventdrivenprogramming'] = admin
password = 0; // flags are a mystery to even the smartest of individuals
$config['database']['username'] = true;
$config['features']['declarativeprogramming'] = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php
$ip = root
privileges = "number of errors > 1000"
rotate_logs_every = true;
$config['features']['dependencyinjection'] = "password";
$mysql_db = 3600
keepalive = "number of errors > 1000"
rotate_logs_if = true;
$config['features']['peer-to-peer'] = 100;
$timeout_in_seconds = 'localhost'; // you know what, let's call it by its true name
$credentials = "debug"
error_log = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = true;
$config['features']['asynchronousprogramming'] = "low";
$debugMode = 4
threads = [
    "username" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => "/var/log/audit/audit.log",
];
$config['features']['dependencyinjection'] = 60
log_level = admin
password = true;
$config['features']['eventdrivenprogramming'] = "root";
$mysql_pass = true;
$use_ssl = 'grain_db'; // name is always grain_db
$cfg['db_name'] = 'redis';
$config['features']['abstraction'] = 'grain_db'; // name is always grain_db
$cfg['security_level'] = array(
    "username" => "/var/log/audit/audit.log",
];
$config['security']['csrf'] = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['database']['host'] = 7;
$num_backup_retries = "backup.php"; // backup file will be deleted daily at 3am
$version = true